2.I Am Debbie
(Chineeeeeeeese Chicken on some lo mein...)
(fikki) My name is debbie i have a pet machette, he likes to get
wetty then jump in some confetti
My boyfriend is saggy, they call the man Teddy he likes to eat
baggies and lick up all my sweaty
and if you find Ted you surely will find me i just cant stand
the fact that old saggy's ninety
I live in a box behind a store that sells socks but every time I
fart this very stylish home rocks,
it leaks when it shines and melts when it is rainy, it attracts
more taliban than Mr. Husseiny
And Im a little girl who lives on pork fried rice, and I went up
to a chinese man and stretched his eyes twice
then i realized that males are who i shun, but after a while i
found it was cuz i used to be one
So i am telling you that I am Debbie, me, the only nine year old
who weighs three ninety three
I have closed down buffets before and as I ate all I could see,
but its all because I AM DEBBIE!!
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